• me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
  • me: *throws shade 24/7*
  • me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
  • me: *is overdramatic*
  • me: *is a major asshole*
  • me: *complains about everything*

You actually high-fived Schmidt for FUCKING your daughter!?!?


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Avocado Boats: 5 Recipes

Pico De Gallo: Chopped tomato, red onion, garlic granules, jalapeño, cilantro, Himalayan sea salt, and lime juice.

Turkey BLT: Off the bone turkey breast, nitrate-free bacon, chopped tomato, fresh spinach.

Israeli Salad: A household favorite! Recipe here.

Baked Egg: Crack an egg into the center of your avocado half. Bake on 350 for 20 minutes until egg whites are opaque.

Tropical Salsa: Delicious and refreshing. It’s also delicious on top of fish! Recipe.

by Lexi’s Clean Kitchen

Lexi’s Clean Kitchen is a regular paid contributor to the American Express Tumblr community.


Chris Evans exclusive interview with Mark Ruffalo.  / x.

GET TO KNOW ME MEMEFavorite TV series [5/5] → Orange Is The New Black.

             All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb its power.


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